Emmanuel Goldstein declared dead

Emmanuel Goldstein and Barry Soetero enjoying a luau together

I subscribe to the theory that Osama died of natural causes around a decade ago, probably related to his kidneys.

But now Emmanuel Goldstein has been officially declared dead.

It knocks the royal wedding off the news. It knocks Obama's asinine fake new birth certificate off the news. It knocks the intervention in Libya off the news. It helps him draw attention away from his "national security" team reshuffle of warmongering imperialist scumbags. It helps him start the campaign season off with a bang.

I must say, politically, this is one of the best moves Barry has been put through.

Here's the crux though:

Will he use this to get out of our current world war, temporarily staving off disaster for the dollar in the process?

Or will Usreal use this as the perfect excuse for a false flag terror event to attack Iran or others and ratchet this cluster fuck up a few notches?